Made a PB&J, cut it into quarters, then realized…

[mikeglosteriii]

@confusedfl22 I just had dinner with my 5 yr son consisting of chicken nuggets and Mac and cheese while the wife and daughter are at dance class. This is a regular occurrence when it’s just me and the boy. Tuna fish sandwiches when they’re at gymnastics

 

[jesuslover19]

@confusedfl22 I tuck myself in. It stops me from rolling everywhere and acting out my dreams. It used to be funny for my family to watch me thrash, but now it's gut busting to see me tuck myself in. I only noticed the difference when I was camping in a tight sleeping bag because the kid took my big 1 as an extra pillow.

 

[strawberri82]

@confusedfl22 Rocking while standing. It's kinda weird to be in a conversation and moving slightly left and right the whole time. People are irritated.