Made a PB&J, cut it into quarters, then realized…

[confusedfl22]

@olivialora Did you…not do that before? Lol

 

[gdawg]

@confusedfl22 I call bathrooms "The Potty" even when I get time away from the kids. It has gotten me looks.

 

[lisabeee]

@gdawg Ditto, man.

 

[belongus3]

@gdawg I do the same. I mean, it is the potty. My friends have heard "I'm gonna go potty" over video games many times. Yes they give me a ton of poop for it, as they should.

 

[heartfire]

@confusedfl22 The way I slice apples. I don’t like peeling the apple before slicing, and my kids have had different issues that had made eating apple skins difficult. Figured out a way to slice them to make peeling afterwards easier. This is how I always cut them for myself now, all the time. Plus it’s easier to spread delicious almond butter on them.

Also - they have learned that need you need a crunch with lunch, so that is a habit I have instilled in them.

 

[confusedfl22]

@heartfire Almond butter on apples? I’ve got to try that.

 

[heartfire]

@confusedfl22 Cold almond butter. Keep it in the fridge. Maybe you already do this, but if you don’t, you need to change your crazy ways.

 

[cutieonesie]

@heartfire Same but without the peeling... got an apple slicer and got so used to using it to make 8 perfect apple slices for the kids that I no longer eat an apple with one hand like a regular adult anymore

 

[sackclotharmor]

@confusedfl22 Cut the homemade pizza in the smallest slices imaginable.

 

[kawaiilover22]

@confusedfl22 The most important question is: “triangles or squares?”

 

[confusedfl22]

@kawaiilover22 Squares. It’s easier for me, honestly

 

[liz1019]

@confusedfl22 Not exactly the same, but a food related issue nonetheless. I realized that whenever I make breakfast/lunch, I never give myself any of the fruit. I am subconsciously saving the fruit for the. My costco trips thank me though. I cannot keep any fruit in the house for more than 2 days it seems.

 

[eataylor]

@confusedfl22 My husband baby voices his mom on the phone. I have not told him shhh

 

[confusedfl22]

@eataylor Oh god! I can’t imagine.

 

[jasonbrodsky]

@confusedfl22 Ending literally every phone call with "bye-bye."

 

[keepupquestions]

@confusedfl22 For awhile I patted my wife’s butt or back like I did when my child was a baby.

 

[christiansophistry]

@confusedfl22 I’ve excitedly told my friends “oh look! A fire truck!”

 

[elnatk]

@confusedfl22 I actually like quartering my PBJs now… makes them easier to eat

 

[holler007]

@confusedfl22 Kids used to complain that the water was too hot for washing hands when it was even slightly warm. So we wash their hands in cold water, and now I wash my hands in cold water too.

 

[polishedsword]

@confusedfl22 My son is 2, milk is being phased out mostly. I find myself pouring way too much milk for my coffee and once I put pediasure in my coffee. One time I went to pour him a cup of milk and it was coffee creamer. Yesterday I poured myself a cup of milk instead of him.

So much time spent making bottles for this kid but now pretty much done.