What’s the dumbest thing anyone ever said to you as a twin parent?

[yucww210]

@nathann My wife gets them mostly, but my favourite was:

Rando: How cute, are they identical?

Wife: No, one is a boy and one is a girl.

Rando: Oh! I didn't know they could do that!

 

[symph]

@nathann Outside a café an older lady stopped and started making small talk, starting out with the usual

Lady: Do you have two babies?
Me: Yes
Lady: are they twins?
Me: Yes
Lady: a boy and a girl?
Me: No two girls
Lady: ohh, did you give birth to them?
Me . . .

I’m guessing she meant if they were born by c-section, but seriously, why would I discuss the birth of my children with a random lady?
Maybe not dumb per se but I was a little taken aback.
Today I really would have wished that I had answered something along the lines of : No I bought them in a two for one sale.