What are the best phrases you never thought you’d have to say?

[peggyo]

@kaylank92 Stop peeing on your brother!!! Don't feed the dog your poop!

Edit to add: these were about an hour apart...

 

[wewg5490]

@peggyo only an hour?

 

[bruinsfan37]

@peggyo I’m chuckling, thank you

This week we’ve had:

“Look down, do you see what’s going on here? Your penis is sticking out of your underwear, we gotta fix that dude!”

And

“I know there’s ‘poops in the butt,’ I’ve been smelling you farting all morning”

 

[hawk7071]

@peggyo A whole hour?