What are the best phrases you never thought you’d have to say?

[katia20]

@molinist She was around that age when she was doing that. Now she is almost seven and starting first grade

 

[bunnehhhhhh]

@kaylank92 Nativity set out at Christmas.

"Did...did you put baby Jesus in the dishwasher??"

 

[wewg5490]

@bunnehhhhhh I thought this one should win

 

[newlifeeternally]

@kaylank92 To my 6mo old. "You pooped your pants! Good job!"

 

[wdferry]

@newlifeeternally Uh... constipation?

 

[newlifeeternally]

@wdferry Fortunately, no, not currently, but that's where it first started.

 

[sunnsideup]

@kaylank92 Why is everything wet?

Why is there a shoe in the refrigerator?

 

[muzikgurl]

@sunnsideup Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?!

 

[rickymargan]

@muzikgurl Wait, you have a whole drawer dedicated to pancakes? Or was this a brainfart of "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?!"?

EDIT: thank you for the link!

 

[milsoleil]

@rickymargan I must know as well. Pancake drawer?

 

[allenm]

@milsoleil It's this!

 

[muzikgurl]

@milsoleil

 

[muzikgurl]

@rickymargan

;P

 

[sanchofirestorm]

@muzikgurl Because yesterday was steak night and they ate it right.

 

[ericab]

@sunnsideup I don't KNOW, Margot!

 

[blondee58]

@kaylank92 Replying to some of the phrases i never thought id hear is the best part. I mean, what do you say back if someone tells you "if ants came out of my butt, id sit on em!" Oh, ok dear.

 

[katrina2017]

@blondee58 Now I have a strategy to respond if ants come out of my butt.

 

[captainbob]

@katrina2017 Me too. Learned a lot.

 

[rogelioandres]

@captainbob Is there a certificate we get after completing this course?

 

[kaylank92]

@blondee58 Gosh I didn’t even think about that level, that’s hilarious