What are the best phrases you never thought you’d have to say?

[joshtaylor]

@kaylank92 “Bro, you got poop all up in your nuts, good one!”

 

[taylordactyl]

@kaylank92 “Get your penis off my pillow”

 

[godwin123]

@kaylank92 “Where are you going, Dave Matthews?!” when my two year old bolts for it.

 

[crr]

@kaylank92 “Stop eating auntie”

 

[indel]

@kaylank92 “Please don’t bite my ass”

 

[gilligan7]

@kaylank92 “Don’t put the cat in the washing machine!”

 

[mikael93]

@kaylank92 cleaning furiously

"It's just poop. It's just poop."

 

[mnordlun]

@kaylank92 Don't eat your tutu

 

[jesonlee]

@kaylank92 things from the garbage can belong in the garbage not your mouth

 

[olester13]

@kaylank92 It’s not pronounced Vijuju

 

[egoistka]

@kaylank92 Jeez, lucky my 2 don't have a thing for poop

 

[micrz]

@kaylank92 See this post here

 

[micrz]

@kaylank92 Stop sucking the juice out the rug

 

[bellota]

@kaylank92 Let go of your brothers penis!

 

[chchchanges]

@kaylank92 “It’s a fart book, not a potato.” This in reference to No One Likes a Fart.

 

[sweet_gal]

@kaylank92 Stop trying to bite your brothers weiner.

Said to my 3yo son about his 7yo brother.

 

[tomaspiterson]

@kaylank92 Ranch is for dipping things in, not for drinking! Please stop trying to drink the ranch!

 

[p3tz]

@kaylank92 "i am not edible, you may not eat me,"
"We dont lick our friends toes,"
"If you must meow, please do it with an inside voice,"

 

[dcb1101]

@kaylank92 Stop saying "Macaroni with the chicken strips, Ahhhh"

My friends kid taught my 3 year old this phrase and he now says it 200 times a day...

 

[kittiesnpuppies]

@kaylank92 I’m just going to keep adding to this thread.

The toilet brush is not a sword!