@kaylank92 Well, there are lots. But nothing really compares to the time I had to practically sit on my littlest and fish a squirrel turd out of her mouth and also carefully clean her teeth while she expressed her very strong objections to me doing so.
@preciouslv4me My initial read of this skipped over the word "turd" and I was envisioning a toddler with a whole squirrel in her mouth. I think I would be impressed more than anything else.