Him:
1.) grabs a random pile of clothing (whites, colors,
delicates, towels, muddy socks, wool sweaters, whatever) and crams as much of it as humanly possible into the washer
2.) adds tide pod
3.) starts washer
And... That’s f**king it. He has done the laundry.
Me:
1.) sorts the clothes a bit so they don’t get totally destroyed
2.) puts reasonable number of items into washer
3.) adds tide pod
4.) starts washer
5.) waits for washer to finish while working, paying bills, making appointments, etc.
6.) takes wet clothing OUT of washer & puts into dryer
7.) waits for dryer to finish while emptying cat box, sweeping, mopping, making lunches, etc.
8.) takes dry clothing OUT OF DRYER
9.) FOLDS all clothing into piles for myself, DH, & DS
10.) matches ALL 1000 socks except the 2-3 that disappear every single time (?)
11.) brings piles to respective rooms
12.) puts my clothing away
13.) waits 4-5 days thinking DS and DH might at least take a minute to PUT THEIR OWN GODDAMN CLOTHING AWAY
14.) puts their shit away so as not to be “a nag”
Tomorrow, I think I’ll “change the oil” in the car by draining it into the pan and just walking away, because I’m totally that bitch.
1.) grabs a random pile of clothing (whites, colors,
delicates, towels, muddy socks, wool sweaters, whatever) and crams as much of it as humanly possible into the washer
2.) adds tide pod
3.) starts washer
And... That’s f**king it. He has done the laundry.
Me:
1.) sorts the clothes a bit so they don’t get totally destroyed
2.) puts reasonable number of items into washer
3.) adds tide pod
4.) starts washer
5.) waits for washer to finish while working, paying bills, making appointments, etc.
6.) takes wet clothing OUT of washer & puts into dryer
7.) waits for dryer to finish while emptying cat box, sweeping, mopping, making lunches, etc.
8.) takes dry clothing OUT OF DRYER
9.) FOLDS all clothing into piles for myself, DH, & DS
10.) matches ALL 1000 socks except the 2-3 that disappear every single time (?)
11.) brings piles to respective rooms
12.) puts my clothing away
13.) waits 4-5 days thinking DS and DH might at least take a minute to PUT THEIR OWN GODDAMN CLOTHING AWAY
14.) puts their shit away so as not to be “a nag”
Tomorrow, I think I’ll “change the oil” in the car by draining it into the pan and just walking away, because I’m totally that bitch.
