I know the gender and my wife doesn't. How can I mess with her without actually revealing anything?

[survivalist]

@john2621 Lmao. Okay now I KNOW you’re a troll.

 

[john2621]

@survivalist Why cause I wouldn’t fuck around with my partner if they didn’t want to know the gender of the child? I can’t see how that’s a fun thing to do.

I simply don’t wake up in the morning and think how can I annoy my wife. It doesn’t enter my head

Obviously you do

 

[bornagain46]

@john2621 I suggest getting a sense of humor and sharing that same sense of humor with someone you love and respect who will do the same.

 

[john2621]

@bornagain46 The whole trolling thing, pranking each other thing is so annoying. I’d hate to be in a relationship where that was priority

 

[bornagain46]

@john2621 It's not really a prank. We don't really do that kind of stuff. But playful misdirection, absolutely. I married my best friend and we like to have fun. It's not that complicated.

 

[john2621]

@bornagain46 It sounds really annoying.

 

[bornagain46]

@john2621 Well luckily, you're not my wife. I was just asking for some nice light-hearted ideas. Didn't expect the reddit police to come marching out.

 

[john2621]

@bornagain46 We are both blessed there. Your thread is going great though. Keep it up

 

[mamat1963]

@john2621 You sound like fun. I bet your spouse if you have one thinks so too.

 

[john2621]

@mamat1963 I have great fun with my spouse. She loves that I don’t troll her about things surprisingly enough. You all sound like a bunch on 12 year old kids out pulling girls hair in the playground. Grow up lads. What your doing isn’t fun for your partners. It’s childish. Learn to have some adult fun

 

[thakur9890]

@john2621 You don't know their partners, you don't know their relationships. Not everybody is like you.

 

[john2621]

@thakur9890 You don’t know me. Not everyone is like you. Sounds dumb when you apply your logic doesn’t it

 

[bornagain46]

@john2621 You really do sound like an angry teenager. Which would explain why all you comments are "grow up" and "you sound like you're 12". That seems to be the first line of defense for most angsty teenager reddit trolls. Best of luck to you and your totally real and not made up spouse.

 

[thakur9890]

@john2621 Not really? I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. I'm making the point that different couples have different ways of enjoying themselves, so your commitment to criticizing this couple feels off-base. What point are you trying to make by repeating my words?

 

[mamat1963]

@john2621 Speak for yourself… sometimes it’s cool and fun to not be an uptight whiskey neat country clubber with a log up your ass! Judging by the number of down votes all of your comments are getting a lot of people don’t seem to agree with your sentiment. It’s cool that it works for you and your spouse but I promise you’re an anomaly. Most women get bored if you can’t keep them on their toes and tease them a little. Also inflating teasing to pulling hair is a pretty cute hyperbole to try and make a point.

 

[john2621]

@mamat1963 My suggestion to not be a dick has the second most upvotes on the thread. So based on your logic my comment is correct. Well played sir

QED

 

[mamat1963]

@john2621 One out of how many comments dumbass. Obviously surface level everyone agrees don’t be a dick… it’s when you elaborated on what you meant is when you lose everybody.

 

[ricky42]

@john2621 Your comments read in a similar manner to wiping my ass with a cactus, you sound like a joy to be around.

 

[john2621]

@ricky42 that’s funny

 

[john2621]

@ricky42 Surely this is a thread for 15 year old tik tok girls