What are your best mind blowers for kids under 5?

[marip]

@joevic Good tip Jesse Pinkman

 

[joevic]

@marip I am the danger

 

[joness007]

@joevic I do this as a 30 year old man. It's just plain fun.

 

[saintjk]

@mbinks89 "While not hitting your knee running into the other room", can't be done.

 

[mbinks89]

@saintjk It's like you were there.

 

[thompsonmark]

@saintjk [Impossible Challenge]

 

[maritimus]

@saintjk Sorry, I'm pre-coffee so this is probably an issue on my end, but can you help me understand what this means?

 

[realmen4jesus]

@maritimus Probably just them trying to look cool by throwing the sheet in the air and quickly running into the other room to make it look like they disappeared, but accidentally hitting their knee on the trim or wall or something because they were going too fast and therefore turning a cute magic trick into a doubled-over-in-pain moment

 

[mbinks89]

@realmen4jesus ...while doing everything in your power not to scream obscenities. Yes.

 

[joey_downunder]

@maritimus Step 1) read the OP post
Step 2) read the comment you replied to

They were adding on to OPs post

 

[maritimus]

@joey_downunder Your instructions worked great, thank you!

 

[molly31]

@mbinks89 My favorite riddle for kids

“Can a frog jump higher than a house?”

“Yes, houses can’t jump”

Won’t last long but it’s a good one

 

[hovmatt]

@molly31 Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Dogs can't whistle

 

[crs]

@molly31 Just tried this

Me- can a frog jump higher than a house.

Him- houses don't jump daddy. But Froggy's do.

His brain is too smart.

 

[amberjcbs]

@molly31 Just saw this on Dora the Explorer. "How can you jump higher than a mountain?"

 

[tygher]

@molly31 What’s brown and sticky?

 

[molly31]

@tygher What’s blue and smells like red paint ?

 

[hisloveisprecious]

@molly31 Blue paint?

 

[joy7]

@tygher a STICK!

 

[mbinks89]

One that really captivated them for me was putting some water on a paper plate to where it just covered the flat area, sprinkle on some black pepper around the entire plate, have them take turns placing one finger in the middle of the plate, and then declare with your god tier dad voice, "Dad's turn" and proceed to part the seasoning like a sale of funny looking hats at a Jamiroquai concert. Psst, they didn't see you coat the tip of your finger with dish soap beforehand.