What are your best mind blowers for kids under 5?

[mbinks89]

@jollygreen Solid! Thanks

 

[rodsorp]

@mbinks89 No, wobbly pencil!

 

[mbinks89]

@rodsorp LVL 99 Dad Joker. I can only hope to be half as great as you one day.

 

[jerseysyin]

@mbinks89 Level 44.5 is still a very powerful dad joker!

 

[watersapphire]

@rodsorp I mean it is solid, it just looks wobbly.

 

[asp59]

@mbinks89 You can actually buy a rubber pencil too. Really blow their minds.

 

[imadaydreambeliever]

@mbinks89 Playing the “buoyant/not buoyant” game with random objects in our sink

 

[ant101]

@imadaydreambeliever You can just call them girl ants, you know.

 

[mbinks89]

@ant101 ...it took four wet wipes to get the coffee of my screen.

 

[shane9]

@ant101 Took me a moment because I apparently pronounce it boy-ent

 

[imargir]

@shane9 Most of the ents are boys fyi

 

[ironmike663]

@imargir Yeah. We lost the ent wives.

 

[brokenwife]

@ironmike663 Nah, we have our own sub.

 

[franklaine]

@brokenwife Shoutout to all the entwives

 

[watersapphire]

@shane9 I pronounce it boy-n't (rhyming with couldn't)

 

[tegbaker42]

@ant101 Quality dad joke. You have been awarded one internet.

 

[christaria]

@tegbaker42 We should do some sort of event with r/dadjokes

 

[alberthunk1]

@imadaydreambeliever David Letterman used to have a little segment on his show called "Will It Float?" It was kind of interesting. Example

 

[jozymba]

@alberthunk1 I still sing the theme song from time to time.

 

[henrysamuel]

@alberthunk1 It was funny & I sometimes absolutely got it wrong. Always loved it when they threw or dropped things from the roof.