The Final Straw w/ Husband

[jackets5]

@katrina2017 And all burps are GREAT BURPS

 

[katrina2017]

@jackets5 I definitely didn't know that one, but it makes sense with the whole burping the baby thing. Thanks, I learned even more. Some day I'll put this to good use.

 

[bandit1234]

@katrina2017 And all the yawns are big yawns!

 

[luv2breformed]

@bigred009 Yep. I remember the day my parents split up when I was a kid. We were out for a drive and passed a bunch of cows and my father utterly failed to say "Mooooooooo cows". I certainly don't blame my mother for leaving him on the spot.

 

[heatherdawn]

@luv2breformed Udderly missed opportunity

Edit: I guess my dad jokes have kicked in

 

[glyda]

@luv2breformed Utterly lol

 

[luv2breformed]

@glyda I figured I had to milk the joke a bit.

 

[evall]

@luv2breformed It’s pasture bedtime

 

[luv2breformed]

@evall Well that's a rude thing to say. Are you trying to start a beef with me?

 

[evall]

@luv2breformed I’m not starting any beef. That’s a bunch of bull!

 

[luv2breformed]

@evall Don't have a cow man. It's just the internet.

 

[jpbrassens]

@luv2breformed Haha I think you're both a bit moo-dy!

 

[jtbrock]

@bigred009 I think your only chance is to wait for baby to sneeze and see if your husband says “Whoooaaa! Bless you!”

 

[offenbarung]

@jtbrock Or a huge burp and “that was a good one!”/“feel better?”

 

[norlmasih]

@jtbrock Followed closely by Gesundheit!!

 

[versesjohn]

@norlmasih Mine does "oh dear" after every cough and "bless your heart" after every sneeze (we are not southern nor American)

 

[lifeinone]

@versesjohn I hate to be the one to tell you this, but… your partner is actually an old southern woman that goes by “memaw”.

Source: Decades of first hand experience with many southern women that go by Memaw.

 

[marcobrownlow]

@jtbrock We always say big burps for such - little man it’s funny bc he’s not little at all

 

[ocromwell]

@bigred009 Thank you, we all need some levity on here.

Similarly, earlier this week my husband was making faces at my baby that made her laugh that were truly terrifying i was kind of disgusted his face could be that distorted. I decided then and there I'd never be attracted to him again, screw making baby laugh, its all about maintaining perpetual sexiness.

 

[step131]

@bigred009 This is only okay if he didn’t say it because your baby’s feet were in his mouth. Otherwise, gtfo.