The Final Straw w/ Husband

[versaowner]

@curiouschristian101 Don’t worry. Your child will compulsively correct him as soon as they turn 3

 

[string_theory]

@versaowner This is my kid only with construction vehicles. He corrected me when I called an excavator a backhoe and he was 3 then. He’s only gotten better since.

 

[foobarfoobar]

@versaowner

 

[livingwordlabels]

@curiouschristian101 Username looks correct.

 

[ngie]

@curiouschristian101 Not cool at all. If you like dinos, watch Camp Cretaceous on Netflix!

 

[kgaines1984]

@ngie Dinosaur Train on PBS is awesome also!

 

[betsy7793]

@curiouschristian101 That’s pentaceratops erasure! The utter gall!

 

[cindles82]

@bigred009 If a baby stretches and you don’t say “big stretch”, did it even happen?

 

[dansswing]

@bigred009 Does he say "that's a big yawn for such a little baby!"? Because if not, it should have been done aaages ago!!

 

[drmoses]

@dansswing If I don’t do one similar to that (That’s a big yawn for a tiny baby Monster), I’m 98% sure my husband will pack all the Monsters up and ditch me

 

[lovefaithpeace]

@dansswing Big yawns for little boys!!

 

[beuller5858]

@dansswing We always say "big yawn getting the oxygen to your brain!"and now the 2 year old says it too

 

[endofdayz]

@bigred009 Did Your MIL tell you stretching will spoil them?

 

[victor15]

@endofdayz Not my friends stepmother telling her she was “spoiling” her 2 month old daughter by not leaving her in a room alone to scream

 

[katrina2017]

@bigred009 Honestly he’s a certifiable narcissist and is clearly gaslighting you because now you’re probably wondering if it WAS a big stretch or maybe just a little stretch?? You and your child DO NOT need this negativity in your life and you better leave now before it’s too late and don’t forget to lawyer up of course. But it’s okay YOU GOT THIS MAMA!

 

[rgarber]

@bigred009 Next you're going to tell me he greets people before saying hello to their dogs.

 

[kenja824]

@rgarber Seriously, what kind of monster does that?!?

 

[endseeker]

@bigred009 I'm so sorry for you and your stretchy little baby! Normally I'm all for working through problems, but this sounds like it's beyond repair.

 

[katrina2017]

@bigred009 I came into this thread looking to make sure I wouldn't accidentally do something to annoy my wife when we have kids, and left with exactly that.

All stretchies are big stretchies!

 

[foxhound21136]

@katrina2017 Username checks out