The Final Straw w/ Husband

[racheld106]

@bigred009 Tots and pears

 

[chasingthetruth]

@racheld106 Ohhhhh, I get it

 

[kevin003]

@racheld106 Absolutely dying laughing and doin that silent shoulder shake

 

[katrina2017]

@bigred009 Have you tried factory resets? It usually works especially when you turn them on and off again. You might need to look a bit hard but the switch is there!

 

[fpecaku1]

@katrina2017 I reset mine every year (around this time) and he still doesn’t work. It’s only a nine year model “9 X-PRO” Is it time for a new one?

 

[katrina2017]

@fpecaku1 I reset mine at the very least 3 times a week. It helps keep him charged through the next 2-3 days with only 6 hours minimum of sleep every night, he gets up and leaves for work around 5 am back home around 8 pm, asleep by 10:30.

It seems to be working so far. Even off hitch he’s up around 5 am so i know thats his factory wake up time.

 

[avonman]

@bigred009 this is child neglect

 

[jjchris]

@bigred009 I live for /r/justnoSO posts, this one made my day

 

[spinningplates]

@bigred009 How? The guy must have some crazy super powers to not give into saying it. I can't resist!

 

[bbfromokie]

@bigred009 I was initially aghast that your husband would allow the baby to touch the floor, but see that the baby was on a mat. Forgivable. Keep in mind that in some cultures (Indonesia), they don't allow baby's feet to touch the floor for the first year. Some go into the 2nd year for this. If husband does indeed end up allowing baby on the floor, definitely go full no contact. Unforgivable. /s

 

[rubylovesthelord]

@bigred009 Marinara flags

 

[seayain]

@rubylovesthelord Are there breadsticks?

 

[newadam]

@bigred009 I would find this funnier if there weren't so many posts on this forum about actual deadbeat husbands.

 

[rainriver]

@newadam Yeah I’m sparing about my “throw the whole man away” comments but honestly Reddit parenting subs seem to have soooo many deadbeat and/or abusive men

 

[csjesi1]

@newadam Yeah same honestly

 

[michaelgaraysi]

@bigred009 Beeeeeeeeeeeeg stretch!

 

[katrina2017]

@bigred009 Not only did he not say ‘ooo big stretch’ but he didn’t even get his phone out for the next 30 minutes to try to capture another one?

I don’t know how you’ve put up with him for so long. Leave his lazy ass on the floor, you and baby need to walk out of his life.

 

[lunaticox]

@bigred009 Omg leave the man!! How awful!!! You can’t let a stretch go unrecognized! My thoughts are with you

 

[foxhound21136]

@lunaticox But what about the prayers?

 

[lunaticox]

@foxhound21136 Omg you’re so right!! I’ll add those too!!!