I’m raising degenerates

[ireneler]

@mrsteecee I'm not sure where the jokes begin and end here sometimes, but I really hope we can retire "snitches get stitches." People take it way too seriously in my area.

 

[eucharius]

@mrsteecee You know what they say about dibber dobbers... Could be quite pertinent for the two of them in this case.

 

[roman1982]

@tenangsaja Sounds pretty on par for gold coast behaviour tbh.

 

[tenangsaja]

@roman1982 This is Easter though not schoolies lol

Sunshine Coast but close enough.

 

[sturgeon18]

@tenangsaja The 12yo for snitching after he put him up to it haha

Most of the Gold Coast regulars usually go to Thailand to get peed on so they are probably happy for the freebie.

 

[tenangsaja]

@sturgeon18 Then the obligatory “I didn’t think he’d actually do it” haha

Wait…I should be charging people for this! Dammit

 

[renatusfueritexaqua]

@tenangsaja I would of absolutely done it as both a 7yr old and encouraged my brother to do it as a 12 yr old

 

[tenangsaja]

@renatusfueritexaqua …not helping lol

Also kinda makes me wish I had a brother

 

[ifeoluwa]

@tenangsaja Your wish has been fulfilled! Now piss off your balcony or I'll take your lunch!

 

[tenangsaja]

@ifeoluwa Fine…zip

Jokes on you, I have the cover of darkness now lol

 

[binyamin1]

@renatusfueritexaqua 100%

 

[mullygrubs]

@tenangsaja You gotta correct this behaviour immediately. Make sure he's to pee in the pool like all the other degens.

 

[samplank]

@mullygrubs Allegedlys

 

[flembot]

@tenangsaja Objectively that's hilarious, I understand your horror though!

 

[tenangsaja]

@flembot I’m sure I’ll be laughing when I tell their mother when I drop them off next week

 

[mmxi]

@tenangsaja I’ve never been to Australia, but it sounds like we’re raising the same boys.

 

[katrina2017]

@tenangsaja Isn’t this a standard Australian hello?

 

[sabby54]

@tenangsaja I was walking through Mooloolaba with my wife and kids today and remarked “jeez the rain is salty today”….question asked and answered I guess haha

We’ve got twin 5 year old boys and I promise you you’re not alone in the degeneracy these kids make me shake my head in bewilderment a lot of the time.

 

[tenangsaja]

@sabby54 The wind assist must’ve been more than I thought, kings beach to Mooloolaba is quite the distance.

I’m pretty sure the head shakes mean we’re doing the parenting thing right though

 

[sabby54]

@tenangsaja Haha I rolled the dice on location and lost, Kings Beach is a great family spot too though, Shelly Beach is a favourite with our kids for looking in the rock pools and finding shells, pretty sure our kids ruined a wedding there a few weeks ago yelling and screaming when they found some giant sea slugs or something that “looks like a poo” while the bride and groom were doing their vows