I’m raising degenerates

[tenangsaja]

@tomy6240 Was trying to one up the whole “my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined” but forgot the :S

Yeah QLD is Queensland

 

[tomy6240]

@tenangsaja I considered posting "I'm on holiday in QLD, walking about, minding my business when I feel a sprinkle of water. Great, i thought- rain. A few more steps and I realized it wasn't raining anywhere else, so I turn and look up, and see two kids on a 4th floor balcony, with the younger of the two peeing off of it! Couple of heathens, I say. Now I am at, smell like pee, disappointed, and my holiday is ruined ..."

 

[tenangsaja]

@tomy6240 Totally must have been a drop bear marking its next meal hahaha

 

[daniel0809]

@tomy6240 QLD = Godforsaken blight on this planet

The most popular beer in Queensland is XXXX because 3 letters is too many for the locals

 

[katrina2017]

@tenangsaja Yeah. I hood you don’t tell them “Boys will not be boys.”

 

[kidteen1]

@tenangsaja Or be glad the 12 yo didn't tell the 7 yo to jump

 

[katrina2017]

@tenangsaja Never say "boys will be boys" on reddit. You could say "my son just helped and old lady cross the street and then helped a cat get out of a tree, but boys will by boys" and you will still get attacked. That phrase triggers people for some reason lol

 

[fleshisweak]

@tomy6240 It's not literal - OP was referencing a meme.

 

[tomy6240]

@fleshisweak I know it wasn't literal - I didn't know it was a meme, though.

 

[jogenie]

@tomy6240 With a bout of diarrhea...

 

[guadalupepaz82]

@tomy6240 To be honest yes it’s bad and they shouldn’t do it, but it’s also kind of hilarious in a “I’m a dad of boys and I could 100% see my kids doing this as well” kind of way.

 

[mrsteecee]

@tenangsaja You're raising the first house broken Aussies in history mate, there'll be some setbacks, but good on ya for the effort. The snitching, though, that's a concern.

 

[tenangsaja]

@mrsteecee Forgot my shiv so can’t teach the whole ‘snitches get snitches’

I’m sure there will be a next time

 

[colleen37]

@tenangsaja

Forgot my shiv

That’s not an excuse! You have a toothbrush and a whole weekend. Get busy.

 

[tenangsaja]

@colleen37 Fine…I’ll wait till the morning and show these boys a life skill for their teen years

 

[colleen37]

@tenangsaja That’s the can-do attitude we’re looking for!

 

[jordache]

@colleen37 This thread is something else. Good job all around. Cheers

 

[samplank]

@tenangsaja That's descendents of an island for prisoners for ya!

 

[haylale]

@tenangsaja My friend taught his eldest daughter (6) that saying. His wife wasn’t impressed when she received a phone call from the school that her daughter said it in front of the whole class.

 

[annavogelgm]

@haylale I taught my kids that “hookers and blow” was the answer to any question AND I let them watch SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, both of which resulted in phone calls, so it could have been worse.