A classic has received new lyrics, and will remain this way in my mind

[zack1127]

I was driving my 3.5 yo daughter back home from the library and Culver’s, because she loves their fries. She was singing the alphabet song. And it went something like this (she even got the melody correct):

A B C D F G
H I J K N o N o P
Q R S
T U V
W X
Y Zhow do bunnies communicate
Now I know my ABC’s next time won't you sing with me

I am not sorry about the ear worm, but am curious about some of the other lyric changes to the ole classics you fellow Dads (and Moms) have heard?

Edit: this happened yesterday afternoon.

 

[aladinjafar]

@zack1127 Lol. Man's kid asked him how bunnies communicate while he was posting this story.

 

[zack1127]

@aladinjafar Lol. No, she asked me that while I was driving - I was not posting to Reddit while driving. I edited the post, but this happened yesterday afternoon.

 

[aladinjafar]

@zack1127 Oh so she actually said that as part of the alphabet song?