wHy iS yOuR bAbY cRyInG?!?

[faithsmessenger]

@rj7tennstars Oh I get that one too! I switch between “she ran off with the circus” (when the person asking is irritating me) and “their other dad? He’s insert location here” (when they seem genuinely curious).

 

[duskborn]

@faithsmessenger Oh I bet that really makes heads explode

 

[zeelizardglue]

@rj7tennstars She’s across the park asking dumb questions of strangers

 

[shinered]

@airel "I don't know! I've even tried shaking her!"

That'll shut 'em up.