The Final Straw w/ Husband

[ghedgs]

@bigred009 Sometimes it be like that. You put up with the dating apps, the refusing to get up for feeds, the stubborn refusal to clean bottles correctly, the tantrums when he has to do literally anything inconvenient for baby’s sake, the begging for sex and gaslighting when you aren’t in the mood.

Then one day he texts you while you’re on the toilet taking a poo to ask when you’re coming back cause he can’t handle 10 minutes of baby watching and you contact a lawyer that night.

I know this isn’t what you were saying but… yeah…

 

[gratien]

@bigred009 Has he talked to his doctor? Something is clearly broken in the poor man.

 

[helpme17]

@bigred009 Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers

 

[jwf]

@bigred009 Fucking leave him! He is SO toxic!

 

[tsheehan]

@bigred009 I say this to my dog

 

[torim]

@tsheehan If you don't say it, you're going to jail

 

[je93]

@torim Straight to jail, right away

 

[hiddenblessings]

@tsheehan This is only reserved for my dog. If my husband said it to the baby it would be so weird!

 

[je93]

@bigred009 Honestly, he should be locked up for life for that sort of neglect. How very dare he not tend to baby’s basic needs?

 

[katrina2017]

@bigred009 I’m
So relieved this ended up
A cute thread!

 

[elayin]

@bigred009

 

[christianforchristmas]

@bigred009 Here comes the big "D". You deserve better

 

[b1gb055]

@christianforchristmas My first thought was a huge penis shaped plushie to offer comfort I got there in the end though, I just haven't slept for 6 months

 

[christianforchristmas]

@b1gb055 Lol I mean I think we could all use one of those

 

[cluckk]

@christianforchristmas Yeah, nobody deserves Dallas.

 

[jwf]

@christianforchristmas Literally.

 

[spottedcatlover]

@bigred009 Oh wow, that's bad! Had the same but with a yawn. Who even does that?!

 

[elisea]

@spottedcatlover This dude probably doesn't say "Oh, big yawn!" either, the monster!

 

[zeenosue]

@bigred009

 

[tanyafrwl]

@bigred009 Lol that's cute ❤