My 5-y/o daughter "well, actually"d me

[banon6983]

@richam You’re gonna piss off a lot of kids, talking like that!

 

[richam]

@banon6983 I’m a stay at home dad ALL I DO is piss off kids.

Bring it, ya little goblins.

 

[banon6983]

@richam Hahaha same my dude. Little goblins. I don’t fear them. Unless they get hangry. Then… yikes.

 

[danacarter]

@banon6983 That's when you throw snacks at them and duck for a few seconds.

 

[eataylor]

@richam I am more familiar with pegacorn too tbh. And it makes more sense

 

[realheresy]

@eataylor Idk if pegging a corn really does make sense

 

[ngie]

@richam We've been saying pegacorn forever. My daughter does watch my little pony so I guess we could have known, but it's not like we actually pay attention lol

 

[moelilian]

@richam Unisus = a unicorn with wings.

Pegacorn = a pegasus with a horn.

Totally different things. Duh.

 

[dominemisererenobis]

@banon6983 Technically Pegasus is a single horse belonging to Poseidon (though Perseus and Belleraphone rode him) and not a species.

 

[god_helpmesavemyjohn]

@dominemisererenobis Technically it's "Bellerophon".

 

[787]

@richam I assume it's alae (wings) + corn (horn)

 

[barimix]

@concernedcatholic Mine's doing it at 4. And it's delivered either with frustration or in this super patronizing way she has absolutely nailed down, like o you simple creature.

 

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[halfmarried]

@concernedcatholic Thanks to this post I learned about alicorns. My 4 yr old daughter watches My Little Ponies, but LUCKILY she does not know of "alicorns" yet (the fact that English is not her first language may have helped).

 

[dacreeper]

@concernedcatholic The other day, my 5 year old pointed at a Frankenstein cartoon and said, 'Is that Frankenstein?' And I said, yeah. And he replied, 'I thought that was Frankenstein's monster.'

 

[concernedcatholic]

@dacreeper Haha, sounds like an intentional set-up to me.

 

[estherkinyua]

@concernedcatholic My 6yo daughter will introduce/interject almost any topic with, "By the way...blahblahblah" We have no idea where she picked it up, but she uses it CONSTANTLY.

 

[sozosion]

@concernedcatholic I have Maud Pie tattooed on my bicep. My toddler will never be able to “well, actually…” me on MLP. It’s only a matter of time until they one-up me though.

I can’t wait to use Futurama against them: “You are technically correct; the best kind of correct”.

 

[steph1ani1e]

@concernedcatholic Ah yes... I often reply to my oldest with 'okay easy there Oscar' when they do this because it reminds me of The Office.

 

[orthodox62]

@concernedcatholic My 6 year old is more “well actually…s” than not now. She thinks she knows everything