Thank you kids tablet, for all your sacrifices for my child's entertainment. All the bumps and bruises were worth it, just to hear you play the little baby bum intro on a car ride. You kept my child distracted when I needed to do things. You led me to my success. Thank you, you will be missed. The new tablet that's in the mail now will be no match to what we had. Rest peacefully on the side of the road somewhere, I'm sorry for leaving you on top of the car.
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Send liquor y'all. Why am I sentimental over a tablet.
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Send liquor y'all. Why am I sentimental over a tablet.