My 5-y/o daughter "well, actually"d me

My 5-year-old daughter came down the stairs wearing her unicorn-print pants.

"Hey, nice unicorn pants!" I told her.

"Actually, Daddy," she said, "they have wings. So they're not unicorns, they're alicorns."

I'd thought I had a couple more years until she reached this level of know-it-all smugness! 😉
 
@richam Alicorn is the Latin word for the horn of a unicorn, according to Wikipedia.

My Little Pony popularized calling winged unicorns “alicorns” to differentiate them from non-winged unicorns and winged non-unicorns (pegasus).
 
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