We all watch Little Baby Bum; it's been in and out of the top 10 most viewed Youtube channels forever now (http://www.tubefilter.com/2015/04/30/top-100-most-viewed-youtube-channels-worldwide-march-2015/). It's great, inoffensive, basically free, educational, high quality, etc etc. I've probably watched hundreds of hours of it myself at this point...the songs are embedded in my brain.
But one thing about the adult brain watching these videos, we notice things that are transparent to little kids. I believe I have uncovered a dark secret in the LBB Universe...
A specific family is dealing with the death of their baby, which is their third child. Family members are dealing with various levels of trauma. And while most believe this was a terrible accident...our protagonist may actually be a toddler assassin.
:: Deep Breath :: Wow, what an accusation right? Let's take a look at the evidence:
Except, they're not really the central point of the channel...if Twinkle is the main character, Mia is number 2. Let's take a look at a piece of evidence here:
These gold coins are the currency of the community of assassins and criminals in the John Wick Universe. Why does Mia have one? Why is Mia constantly in a position of authority over the kids, despite the fact that Jack Sr. and his wife treat her like a daughter:
Mia must be stopped.
But one thing about the adult brain watching these videos, we notice things that are transparent to little kids. I believe I have uncovered a dark secret in the LBB Universe...
A specific family is dealing with the death of their baby, which is their third child. Family members are dealing with various levels of trauma. And while most believe this was a terrible accident...our protagonist may actually be a toddler assassin.
:: Deep Breath :: Wow, what an accusation right? Let's take a look at the evidence:
- Exhibit A: Finger Family (Daddy Finger), released 11/19/2013: Here we see our family, let's call them the Bums. Clearly there's 5 members of this family...Daddy Bum (Jack which is a nickname for John...goes by Simon when hiding his identity), Mommy Bum, Boy Bum (Johnny, or John Jr., or reasonably Jack Jr.), Girl Bum (Jill), and finally Little Baby Bum. 5 members of a seemingly happy family.
- Exhibit B: Wheels On The Bus Part 2, released 2/18/2014: Here, we see Mommy Bum and Little Baby Bum on the bus. LBB is crying, but mommy is able to calm it down. Tragically, this is the last time we see Little Baby Bum.
- Exhibit C: Johny Johny Yes Papa, released 4/29/2015: Johnny begins his track record of bad behavior by sneaking out of his room at night, eating raw sugar, then worst of all lying about it! He is caught by the entire family, but his parents dispense no discipline...instead laughing about it and simply making him brush his teeth. This is clearly ineffective, as he goes back to his sugar-eating and lying ways almost immediately.
- Exhibit D: Ding Dong Bell, released 1/1/2016: Johnny, as a named antagonist, acts abusively to animals by attempting to drown a cat. Thanks to the intervention by Tommy and Mia, he is not able to complete his act of animal torture. Animal abuse is commonly correlated with trouble at home: https://www.animallaw.info/article/link-among-animal-abuse-child-abuse-and-domestic-violence
- Exhibit E: Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My Son John, released 5/20/2016: Here we see Johnny again, going to bed without doing his bedtime routine of bath and stories. He simply falls into the bed, shoes on. Maybe I'm a stickler, but bedtime routine is sacred in my house...it's a way to set a baseline with the kids, make sure they brush their teeth, help them feel comfortable in their rooms...Johnny's father appears to enable this behavior rather than impose some structure.
- Exhibit F: Tidy Up Song, released 5/7/2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8iYWRg2w8 Johnny and Jill mess up their room. Supremely. It takes the stern intervention of Mia (who, interestingly, is shown to be in a supervisorly role, possibly a nanny or babysitter) to clean the room up. As soon as she takes her eyes off them...they mess the room up again.
- Exhibit G: Jack and Jill, released 9/25/2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzhesUdAPNo The 2 kids repeatedly engage in risky behavior, resulting in injury. One time is just kids, but I believe this video displays them engaging in self-harm.
- Exhibit H: Monster Song For Children, released 10/15/2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt0S0QNwxdo Here's our 2 children, with the same parents, in their house where the family portraits don't show the baby. They are shown to be terrified of shadows, birds, toys, and pants. Kids have phobias and are scared of the dark, but these two appear to be irrationally terrified of almost anything. This level of phobia could easily be tied to a traumatic event.
- Exhibit I: Jack Sprat, released 7/28/2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwUcvycyFL0 Jack "can eat no fat," yet eats drumsticks. His wife "can eat no lean." They're shown to be eating at a buffet, where theoretically they could eat as much as they want, however they have to lick the platter clean. Why this focus on consuming every morsel of a presentation of food, when there's more food around the corner? I believe Jack (as the subject of the song) has developed an eating disorder, where he is imposing food limitations on himself and his wife. Eating disorders can result from a traumatic event.
- Exhibit J: Simple Simon, released 8/3/2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhfshBeXiSQ Now, we see Jack, operating under the name Simon, walking to a fair and ordering a whole pie for himself. Not a small pie, a huge full pie. He desires the pie so much, he almost forgets to pay for it, and the "pie-man" says he has to see money first. Upon getting the pie, what does "Simon" do? Goes to the park at night and eats the whole thing! I don't know about you, but that looks like shame eating to me. Jack, masquerading as Simon, is shamefully cheating on the eating disorder he imposes on himself and his wife by binging on dessert food before going home.
- Exhibit K: Roses Are Red Song, released 7/22/2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUN61Z5KEZY Jill collects flowers for her mom as a spontaneous expression of affection...I believe she is the first to begin to recover from the trauma and is beginning to pull her mom out of the darkness of the trauma as well. I'll be looking for more videos like this in the future.
Except, they're not really the central point of the channel...if Twinkle is the main character, Mia is number 2. Let's take a look at a piece of evidence here:
- Exhibit L: See Saw Margery Daw, released 10/30/2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBAhvArIMBY Here we see Johnny and Jill playing, when some random animals start playing with them...and who is standing off to the side supervising? Mia, just like when she was their nanny/babysitter. But look at 0:23 in the video...Mia is holding a gold coin with a shield on it, isn't she? Where else have I seen a gold coin with a shield on it???
These gold coins are the currency of the community of assassins and criminals in the John Wick Universe. Why does Mia have one? Why is Mia constantly in a position of authority over the kids, despite the fact that Jack Sr. and his wife treat her like a daughter:
- Exhibit M: Hello Song, released 7/24/2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfjfmAi-ug Here, Mia is being sent off to school by Jack Sr. and his wife.
- Exhibit N: Wheels On The Bus Part 10, released 1/27/2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR875ZLc8aI Mia is NOT a student, and if she is a nanny/babysitter, it's a part-time gig...Mia is a police officer!
Mia must be stopped.