My kids all have fevers and here’s what I’m fantasizing about today…

[adrianhing72]

@peppermint_patty You sure you don’t have a fever as well?

 

[frknfly]

@peppermint_patty La-Z-non-binary was my favorite bit

 

[edgsauhngiadrh]

@frknfly I legitimately laughed out loud as I read that

 

[mtfirecat]

@edgsauhngiadrh Same!

 

[barbie007]

@peppermint_patty Now this is good content

 

[lurkerplasma]

@peppermint_patty This gave me a solid laugh, you are hilarious! I’m currently dealing with a colicky infant and a toddler with diarrhea, so I think I may join you in this fantasy if you’ll have me. I’d like to step outside and feed the sewer rats a la Linda Belcher and her raccoons.

 

[peppermint_patty]

@lurkerplasma You, me, and a handful of iridescent high-protein twizzlers for the sewer rats while we watch the sunset I’m in!

 

[snamjan28]

@peppermint_patty Both kids (almost 2 and 4) currently have a cold, one and a half week after they had covid. And my husband reminds me about once every hour that his throat is starting to feel scratchy.

Thank you for the laugh I needed it!

 

[fengchi]

@peppermint_patty Username checks out!

 

[mikek401]

@fengchi First thought!

 

[nickmanwithaplanb]

@peppermint_patty La Z non binary is the joke I needed today

 

[blacksmith5416]

@peppermint_patty Haahahahahah thank you for the laugh

 

[leestone79]

@peppermint_patty Do YOU have a fever??

 

[katrina2017]

@peppermint_patty La-Z-non-binary got me! Haha this is great!

 

[suzietk]

@peppermint_patty Can we please make this a thing!!!?? Like the two sentence horror stories???? PLEASE?

 

[seadog]

@peppermint_patty This is great. I just hope by 2052 we aren’t a barren desert land from heat, fires and lack of water.

 

[teq]

@peppermint_patty You are living up to your Reddit username

 

[jimmyvan]

@peppermint_patty “After sleeping in,” needs to preface the “I’m relaxing…”. I think I have at least 10 more years until this damn kid sleeps past 645a.

 

[peppermint_patty]

@jimmyvan Right? the very few times I’ve had a kid-free night in the last four years I’ve woken up by 7:30 at the latest anyway. My body doesn’t even know how to sleep in anymore

 

[thelovingprayerer]

@peppermint_patty “You’ll miss these days.”
Well maybe some, but not this particular one.