@peppermint_patty This gave me a solid laugh, you are hilarious! I’m currently dealing with a colicky infant and a toddler with diarrhea, so I think I may join you in this fantasy if you’ll have me. I’d like to step outside and feed the sewer rats a la Linda Belcher and her raccoons.
@peppermint_patty Both kids (almost 2 and 4) currently have a cold, one and a half week after they had covid. And my husband reminds me about once every hour that his throat is starting to feel scratchy.
@peppermint_patty “After sleeping in,” needs to preface the “I’m relaxing…”. I think I have at least 10 more years until this damn kid sleeps past 645a.
@jimmyvan Right? the very few times I’ve had a kid-free night in the last four years I’ve woken up by 7:30 at the latest anyway. My body doesn’t even know how to sleep in anymore