Fun Swears (Safe for Work)

[mikeb34]

I say thank-you like a saint and swear like a sailor... modifications are needed with kids

Alright Dads lets hear your fun modifications to swears when your around the kiddos,

Sh*t = Poppy-do

Holy Sh*t = shiitake mushrooms

F*ck = Duck

F*cking A*shole = Silly Duck

Jesus = J,C

God Dam = G,D

Dumb,f*cking,c*nt = D,F,C (That person who runs red lights or does not pick up their dog poop)

Son of a b*tch = Son of a mother

 

[bruce_f]

@mikeb34 I struggle with this daily. I employ ‘The Good Place’ tactics so my modified cursing really hits like it’s supposed to, it’s the only way to maintain the satisfaction and core messaging.

What the fork, Bullshirt, etc.

 

[mikeb34]

@bruce_f

The Good Place

me and my 10yo really liked that show

 

[caymele]

@mikeb34 As Bandit would say, "Biscuits!".

 

[llindsay]

@caymele "Cheese and crackers!"

 

[rubixk]

@mikeb34 I’ve had trouble subbing and my 3 year old has already repeated a few of them. Old habits die hard.

 

[mikeb34]

@rubixk they sure do

 

[shane658]

@mikeb34 “…is being a PITA (Pain In The Ass”

Shitakes is a new fav also

 

[imjustme123]

@mikeb34 If I'm at work and gotta go I'll say "i gotta shit like a smooshed cat" but around the kids i say "i gotta poop like a flat feline" idk, it's funny to me lol

 

[mikeb34]

@imjustme123 love it

BTW you have to teach your kids about shitting at work. Why do that on my free time when I can get paid

 

[adamgm]

@mikeb34 My go to is, sugar muffins.

 

[holiness4]

@mikeb34 I use the word donkey a lot.

 

[holiness4]

Also knuckle head