For a split second, I thought my 4 y/o was gonna get my ass kicked today

@sampaul When my kid was that age we were out grocery shopping. A man in excess of 2m was there with two sons of equal size. My kid commented "that man has a huuuge belly".

The man laughed and said "but he's right".
 
@sampaul My parents were taking my little sister somewhere cross country a couple decades ago, and stopped at a diner.

A group of bikers came in and sat down next to them at an adjoining table.

My sister has always had the loudest, scariest burps, and she ripped one in that diner that caused everything to stop. The bikers got blamed for it lol.
 
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