(Spoiler: Funny) The DANGERS of bed-sharing 👿

[bill72]

@yummymummy5 I have been head butted, kicked in the face and throat, and aggressively smothered by an unconscious, extremely active sleeper 11 month old. Domestic violence, but make it bed sharing.

 

[ecclesiasticus]

@bill72

 

[patersonchristian]

@yummymummy5 Nobody warns you that waking up to a beatific baby grin may by immediately followed by them cheerily latching onto your nose just to see what happens.

 

[oilumiun12]

@yummymummy5 The danger is I can't sleep without my baby next to me anymore lol, even if I'm really tired!!

 

[jdmsn]

@yummymummy5 No one warns you that even when they’re sleeping better on their own, the once or twice a week they need you it’s just THE BEST cuddles ever. we are grateful for all of the sleep skills and positive sleep associations

 

[mellowyellow]

@yummymummy5 The danger is my 6 month old pulling my hair out or attempting to grab my cheek off my face lol

 

[mottec]

@yummymummy5 Before we go to bed it goes like this:
“Kiss??” So we kiss
“Huuuugg??” So then we hug
Then he rolls over & usually says goodnight, love you mom, or some version of that.

 

[grumpgrump]

@yummymummy5 No body warns you that a little hand will go in your bra and squeeze your nipple