My 9.5 yo daughter used my laptop & didn’t know I could see her google search on my phone

[knowledgeableindividual]

Her search was “ladybug and cat noir kiss pictures”. I wanted her to know she could talk to me about any questions as she enters this phase but didn’t want to put her on the spot, so waited until I could see she had moved on to something else and went and said I needed to look something up really quick. I clicked on the search bar so it would drop down and show recent searches and gave her a little smirk and searched something about cooking but didn’t say anything. She said, “so I guess you saw what I was looking at?” I told her I did, but it was completely normal for her to be curious about people kissing and things like that at her age. I told her I certainly was, but since there was no Internet I looked up “naughty” words in the dictionary or encyclopedia at school. She laughed and then told me she had looked up the word butt before on her school computer. And then said all excited, “and mama, I saw some I really liked!”

So that’s my Saturday. I found out that my little girl is growing up and apparently into butts.

(For those of you not in the know, Ladybug and Cat Noir is a cartoon about teenagers in Paris that have super hero alter egos.)

 

[johnm1967]

@knowledgeableindividual I mean, I like butts too.

Seriously though, it's awesome she can feel comfortable having that conversation with you.

 

[knowledgeableindividual]

@johnm1967 She comes by it honestly, I’m definitely a butt girl myself. Her dad’s great ass was one of the first things I noticed about him!

I’ve worked really hard to make bodies and the things they do/feel normalized with my kids. Everything was made to feel so shameful for me growing up, it’s good to see it’s paying off!

 

[ravenblue]

@knowledgeableindividual I reflexively got indignant because MY husband’s ass is obviously the best ass in the world, so I guess I’m a butt girl too.

 

[knowledgeableindividual]

@ravenblue Go give that ass an extra squeeze tonight in honor of your revelation!

 

[brokenjoker]

@knowledgeableindividual I love my husband's butt! He literally broke his cellphone (cheap walmart phone) one time after putting in his back pocket and bending over. We were engaged at that time and when he told me how it broke it just made me want to marry him more.

 

[debs88]

@brokenjoker ... This isn't a problem for everyone?

 

[katrina2017]

@debs88 Mine just falls out of my pocket when I do that :/

 

[katrina2017]

@knowledgeableindividual My husband hated when I would squeeze his butt even though he did the same to me. Now I think it’s like a little ego boost for him lol.

 

[debs88]

@katrina2017 Definitely is.

 

[bachjazz]

@ravenblue Also appreciate my husband’s nice firm ass. His is legit better than mine and it’s not fair.

 

[christianspirit]

@bachjazz Same!! I love it though!

 

[tristan401]

@bachjazz My fiancé is a butt guy but I have no butt and his is phenomenal lol

 

[sharone]

@ravenblue I just saw a post on AskReddit if women like butts too.

My husband also has a nice big butt.

 

[nikkideamus]

@sharone There’s a reason there’s so many compilation videos of hockey butt out there lol

 

[firegreen3344]

@nikkideamus I’m a soccer butt fan myself.

 

[debs88]

@firegreen3344 Tennis butts, man. Both sexes.

 

[christiancorner777]

@nikkideamus Baseball butts!

 

[lamporful]

@sharone Fran : I've got a date. Ben, divorcee, very good-looking... nice arse. Which is a first for me.

Bernard : Never had a nice one?

Fran : No, never. And I know they exist because I've seen them on the telly. You had one?

Bernard : Well, there was this one woman, Janine. I don't know if it was "nice", but it was... huge! So there was this enormous sense of value.

 

[katrina2017]

@knowledgeableindividual I swear it's one of the reasons I married my husband, those freakin yams are like giant kooshballs and I can't get enough.