How do I build a Faraday cage around the bathroom?

@criley Engineer here- don't make a Faraday cage. Just passive aggressively fill the bathroom with clocks so that time blindness is not an issue. You can even get cheap waterproof clocks for inside the shower.

Plus his cell phone has a clock. And you can get him a cheap waterproof watch for in the shower itself. Hell, get a cuckoo clock and some alarm clocks and toss those in there too. I have Adhd and in all seriousness, using a waterproof watch or shower clock is how I don't take too long in the shower.
 
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@criley I have ADHD, PTSD, and depression. Iā€™d absolutely never treat my partner with so much disregard. When Iā€™m in the very pits of hell, I say ā€œIā€™m super struggling today, thank you for your helpā€. But I still handle my responsibilities as a parent. Heā€™s being an asshole and needs to cut it out.
 
@criley As long as you are OK going without your phone, and your router isn't in your bathroom, buy a cellphone jammer and unplug the router. He'll he out of their lickity split to fic the internet.
 
@criley Iā€™d say turn off the wifi when heā€™s in the bathroom but he probably still has data on his phone and wouldnā€™t even notice the wifi is out. Just tell him to leave his phone outside the bathroom. Tell him that the doctors said itā€™s bad to poop while on the phone or something. If he resists, tell him that for every minute he takes in the bathroom, he has to do two minutes of chores.
 
@criley My spouse does have (treated) ADHD, and will also spend forever in the bathroom. My solution is to set a timer on my own watch (also time blind) and after 15 minutes holler GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH.

Works for us. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
 
@criley It sounds like I'm in same boat as you. I've started disconnecting the WiFi. My ISP allows me to do it through an app on my phone but YMMV. I have no contingency plan for if he ever finds out that I'm doing this, but so far he's been too lazy to exit pre-contemplation and based on the overall current state of affairs around here I'm not too concerned about the potential for fallout.
 
@criley Ugh that's a tough break, we have garbage cell service in our basement where the adult human male who lives in my home prefers to dwell/pretend to poop. Sending you strength xx
 
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