How do I build a Faraday cage around the bathroom?

[georgevv]

@criley I think the Faraday cage is a bit overkill. How about you just turn off Wi-Fi when he goes into the bathroom?

 

[criley]

@georgevv Alas, we have decent cell service in there

 

[georgevv]

@criley Oh right, lol, hmm, the cage it is!

 

[adinius]

@criley Engineer here- don't make a Faraday cage. Just passive aggressively fill the bathroom with clocks so that time blindness is not an issue. You can even get cheap waterproof clocks for inside the shower.

Plus his cell phone has a clock. And you can get him a cheap waterproof watch for in the shower itself. Hell, get a cuckoo clock and some alarm clocks and toss those in there too. I have Adhd and in all seriousness, using a waterproof watch or shower clock is how I don't take too long in the shower.

 

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[henry78]

@criley My daughter now says that pooping is daddy's job. I find this hilarious. My husband not.

 

[rodneys]

@criley I have ADHD, PTSD, and depression. I’d absolutely never treat my partner with so much disregard. When I’m in the very pits of hell, I say “I’m super struggling today, thank you for your help”. But I still handle my responsibilities as a parent. He’s being an asshole and needs to cut it out.

 

[gratefull]

@criley As long as you are OK going without your phone, and your router isn't in your bathroom, buy a cellphone jammer and unplug the router. He'll he out of their lickity split to fic the internet.

 

[criley]

@gratefull Oh fuck that’s brilliant!!!