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@kathrynleng lolol too busy dealing with a crazy miniature child to post it????!!?

@sophiewilson0191 Two days ago my toddler threw herself across the floor screaming because I wouldn’t brush my teeth with her (I was in the middle of sending an important email and unfortunately didn’t have a third hand to brush my teeth)….. insane

@luisa I got a water shoe thrown at my head today…… boutta let her experience the no shoe life for a week. Send help…………

@catholicchic123 I’d prefer you to let me be delusional and think this will end soon… 🤣

@artsychic My favorite is the public meltdown. I don’t feel bad for the people around me… I’m jealous of them lol. I’m like damn - I also think this is annoying but I gotta go home with her lmao

@penguinagent HAHAH “….. she’s not sick”; ugh so true. We are hit or miss on naps. I miss my hours or silence. I’m trying to make the most of the warm months and take her outside to run and let the sun wear her out as much as possible.

@ebuzi lol will do!

@marybadoe 🤣🤣🤣5excruciating minutes later Que the scream “I need help, MAMA HELP!!!!!!!”

@jeminem1802 This speaks to me. I’ve never been screamed at more in my life for something my toddler (does… doesnt… does…want). And the classic “I DO IT!!”; steadily aghast for hours on end lol

@shmat HAHAH this just made me laugh out loud. I thought 2 was hard. Then I thought I lost my shit at 2.5 and now I’m like Jesus Christ - I don’t know if I can do another 9 months of the 3’s hahah

@shatter94 “The angst” - nailed it

Seriously. What. The. Fuck. Where did my sweet curious little girl go? She’s still fantastic…. But there are moments I literally stare at her and think - what the actual fuck. I’m so tired haha…. Tell me it’s gets better