I went in for a SA last Friday, and my results popped up in my email today.
Appearance:abnormal
Liquefaction:normal
Volume (mL): 2.8 (normal)
pH: 7.5 (normal)
Sperm Concentration: 0 (WHAT!)
% MOTILE
a: motile: 0
b: immotile: 0
MODAL PROGRESSION: N/A
Total Motile Count: 0
Additional...