@notfooled
Or we used to be able to sleep till noon after a night of drinking but now we have screaming children to tend to at 6am.
My first hangover with a grumpy baby at the ass crack of dawn was all I needed to cut way back on alcohol.
I mean still drink, but it's like 1 beer or glass...
@jacques8989
FTFY
I saw a quote that was something like: "If you don't laugh at farts, your life will have fewer laughs and the same amount of farts." And I think those are words to live by.