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@uniquetexasgirl Same here! I have to wait for slow, evenly spaced breaths, and no movement for at least 15 minutes. If I move him from myself to his swaddle and he doesn't budge, it's a pretty good indication I'll get at least 1 hour of continuous sleep. On the other hand, if he moves while I'm...

@peace608 Don't forget the other classics like: "Make sure the baby is getting at least 5 tummy time sessions a day. Also, do not wake a sleeping baby, but make sure the baby isn't sleeping too much, or too little - this could be the sign of a problem" Queue me frantically keeping a journal...

@butterflybiker Ahahaha! Oh, absolutely /s

@bill34 I mean, it's the thought of putting them down that counts, right? Actually getting there is a completely different story.

@jonathan787 Same with my son! He's like, "how dare you take me away from you and place me in a safe sleeping space!"

@igorotel Omg, this is the most accurate thing I've read all day! It's the "getting into bed" part that always screws me! As soon as I lift that comforter and slide into the sheets (which, I swear, my sheets are made out of aluminum foil because they are SO loud) our LO wakes up and...

@ayrus87 Tell them you are taking antibiotics for a UTI, so you can't drink

If the goal is to have the baby's eyes spring open like one of those creepy dolls and become completely awake and alert, then thank you - it's working!! /s Edit: To all of you in the comments section saying that this method works for you, I'm extremely jealous and consider you to have magical...