My 4 year old just put my 2 year old down for a nap AMA

[ericab]

@divices This is kinda like Bruce Willis in the 6th sense... Turns out, it was the dad napping the whole time, but he only closed his eyes for 15 seconds and dreamt the whole thing, and now he's in trouble with the wife cause naps are forbidden while on duty, so maybe it's more like that movie "flatliner" from the 90's. Something like that.

Now go put the 2yo down for nap in real life. Also, she chugged your coffee in the 15 seconds your eyes were closed.

 

[amberjcbs]

@divices When was the last time you tested your carbon monoxide detector?

 

[edgemon03]

@divices I know what you shouldn’t do with the extra time: go make another baby!

 

[tolkien]

@edgemon03 I do recommend practicing frequently, in case you change your mind.

 

[annalysesmom]

@edgemon03 Hahahahahaha

 

[saved01]

@divices So, what brand of dark magic do you use?

 

[cameron_gray]

@saved01 I assume that this kind of fuckery is only solved by summoning the Great Old Ones. Hail Cthulhu!

 

[saved01]

@cameron_gray On the one hand: madness

On the other hand: a lot more free time for said madness.

I am seeing no downside.

 

[cameron_gray]

@saved01 Rational and helpful behavior is what I am assuming madness looks like in a 4 yo. If this is what Cthulhu brings I am down.

 

[pseudochrome]

@divices My kid is almost two and our second is on the way. So we’ll have a similar age gap. This is the only type of indoctrination I want for them. How do I get these results?

 

[_godisgreat_]

@pseudochrome I read a book on this. What OP didn't tell you is that you need a third child to sacrifice to the gods

 

[pseudochrome]

@_godisgreat_ Well damnit. The snip is already scheduled… I wonder if some sort of rain dance will do? The toddler is proving good at those.

 

[jen1974]

@divices Still unsure on a 2nd kid. How long did it take you to train your 4 yr old to do that and how much do you pay them?

 

[heartshapedglass]

@divices So sweet!

 

[sheenagreen21]

@divices Your 2 year old still naps?! Lucky you…

 

[someguy321]

@divices Love this!

 

[katrina2017]

@divices congrats and fuck you LOL

 

[celebratedisney]

@divices My 2yo caresses pats my 6yo to sleep

 

[forsaken4him]

@divices I hate you. My four year old still needs help putting on a shirt.

 

[boogiebear]

@divices Are you a god?