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Since my son constantly sings them, I was trying to convince my wife that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, the Alphabet Song, and Baa Baa Black Sheep are all the same song. She didn't quite believe me until I started singing this around the house... A B C D E F G, How I wonder what you are, One...

Daycare message at 7 AM: "i'M gOnNa bE sOoOoPeR pRoDuCtIvE lmao the fuck you are"

I know it sounds a bit selfish, but dang this kid is only 21 months and he’s eating EVERYTHING. I literally can’t eat without him chasing me for a bite. I love this kid but man the only time I enjoy food is at work and I take ONE 15 so I can get back to him faster. I know I’m not the only one...

My 5-year-old daughter came down the stairs wearing her unicorn-print pants. "Hey, nice unicorn pants!" I told her. "Actually, Daddy," she said, "they have wings. So they're not unicorns, they're alicorns." I'd thought I had a couple more years until she reached this level of know-it-all...

We have a few young kids and have been very fortunate that some friends and family have donated a good deal of their used clothing to us but do you ever end up being constantly reminded by that one friend/family member that your kid(s) are wearing their kids’ clothes!? “Awww I remember that...

“This sandwich isn’t for my toddler - it’s for me.” Dads, what do you now do for yourselves the way you do it for your kids (accidentally or on purpose)?

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Todays was “Stop karate chopping brown sugar into the couch!” For us. What are some of the best things you’ll never forget that you had to actually say out loud?