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@manoffiji for Disney try athletic skorts with loose fitting t shirts/crop tops over a good lightweight nursing bra! i found that it’s easier to conceal my boob when pulling my shirt up versus down. the athletic skorts help the thigh rub while concealing lower belly (just have to find the right...

@bigskyguy76 my baby was just like this. he rode home naked so many times from crying so hard he choked and vomited. it’s heartbreaking and HARD. hang in there. it will get better with time. that being said, we skipped out on some things and made the trek for others. he would surprise us...

@vclr2010 what the actual fuck… no sir, major abdominal surgery promptly followed by being fully responsible for a brand new baby is not the “easy way” 😵‍💫 i would have fucking stabbed him. report him at the very least.

@diademjewel IMO it still sounds like toddler gets a lot of attention after the incidents. i would keep it very short and very firm. “we do not push people. say sorry to brother. i’m taking brother with me/putting brother in the playard to be safe.” and remove baby for a couple minutes as big...

@mohawkman oh goodness, your baby is still so little. don’t feel bad in the slightest, and if they try to guilt trip you they are delusional.

@asdf415 if it helps you feel better, i pushed out a +9lb baby with 15" head circumference while a girl i know pushed out a 5lb baby...with a 15" head circumference 😂 soooo we both squeezed footballs out of our vaginas and lived to tell the tale. don't take these measurements too seriously, past...

@katieoh yikes. people who make random speculations on others gross me out. who gives a flying fuck what another household is choosing to do? i want to get little buttons to pass out to folk like that that say: "mind your business and worry about your own".

@mjnor1 my mom holds my little one thru his naps. i know it's grandma and not a babysitter, but i'm sure a sitter or nanny wouldn't mind! if i didn't have my own velcro baby, and was watching someone else's, i'd probably just hold them thru their naps lol.

@arkofthecovenant HAHAHAHAHHA oh okay well thank god for that 🤣

@jadegb just want to say, hemorrhoids can go to hell lmao 🫠 i pushed my fucking brains out my ass apparently and they have barely recovered. pregnant again and wondering how much worse it could get 🫢

@portclancia i am saving these suggestions for the future. my baby is nearing 9 months old and is a a live wire. i foresee a hyper toddler in my future.