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@asdf415 if it helps you feel better, i pushed out a +9lb baby with 15" head circumference while a girl i know pushed out a 5lb baby...with a 15" head circumference 😂 soooo we both squeezed footballs out of our vaginas and lived to tell the tale. don't take these measurements too seriously, past...

@katieoh yikes. people who make random speculations on others gross me out. who gives a flying fuck what another household is choosing to do? i want to get little buttons to pass out to folk like that that say: "mind your business and worry about your own".

@mjnor1 my mom holds my little one thru his naps. i know it's grandma and not a babysitter, but i'm sure a sitter or nanny wouldn't mind! if i didn't have my own velcro baby, and was watching someone else's, i'd probably just hold them thru their naps lol.

@arkofthecovenant HAHAHAHAHHA oh okay well thank god for that 🤣

@jadegb just want to say, hemorrhoids can go to hell lmao 🫠 i pushed my fucking brains out my ass apparently and they have barely recovered. pregnant again and wondering how much worse it could get 🫢

@portclancia i am saving these suggestions for the future. my baby is nearing 9 months old and is a a live wire. i foresee a hyper toddler in my future.