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    It’s my wife’s last day of work for 9 weeks!

    She is taking advantage of the family leave bonding time you can take within the first year of birth. Our son is 10 months, and we have a 3 year old daughter as well. Granted it’s not paid and traveling is going to be a pain this summer with the virus, but I’m excited nonetheless. She’s...
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    The 2:30 am, tooth fairy forgot to break a $20, gas station run - was received well by the clerk (also a dad)

    @eagle_eye222001 Inflation is a bitch. Where I am, people are giving $20s, which I think is outrageous. We have agreed on $10 for first and $5/tooth for the rest, which is also outrageous to me, but this isn’t 1989 where a quarter will suffice
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    The 2:30 am, tooth fairy forgot to break a $20, gas station run - was received well by the clerk (also a dad)

    @youcancallmeguy I had a similar situation when my oldest lost her second a month ago…no small bills. I went into her piggy bank and regifted a bunch of dollar bills.
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    Do you count playing in the sprinkler or slip n slide as a bath for your children?

    @jjwigal220 I’m curious what the gender divide is on this one. I’m a SAHD and combined with a hose off, yes all the way
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    Tips for cleanup after eating that isn’t a dog

    @richardhandsonn This made me chuckle and also die a little inside. Mine are 21 months and there is no slowing down of the kitchen getting completely trashed multiple times per day.
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    My 9 months old twins have taken over my job as human garbage can…they demolish whatever the 3 and 5 yo don’t eat

    @moore2014 I know…the countdown is on until we are at the chicken nugget stage. I’m relishing what I have now lol
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    My 9 months old twins have taken over my job as human garbage can…they demolish whatever the 3 and 5 yo don’t eat

    Whoever says “food before 1, just for fun” has not met my boys. They are hangry monsters. 3 gigantic meals a day, plus I think we are approaching the need for snacks. And still breastfeeding multiple times a day! Maybe the dad bod will slowly fade due to reduced caloric intake from the older...
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    Today I decided to stop parenting my spouse

    @brucepjr That works until there’s a tissue left in a pocket and you’re cleaning out tiny scraps from the washing machine. And it’s not even a tissue left in one of the kids’ pants…
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    Trying not to feel guilty sending my 4yo to school

    @jonowebb He gets tons of socialization without school so I’m not really worried about that. The guilt is me spending a shit ton of money for school and he doesn’t reallllly need it.
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    Trying not to feel guilty sending my 4yo to school

    I’ve been sahd for 5 years. Oldest is in 1st grade, my middle guy just turned 4 and is in pre-K 4 days a week…and there’s 18 month old twin boys. Love them all to death, but I’m kind of happy/sad to be sending my little guy to school. He likes it a lot and has adjusted really well. I took the...
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