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@nathann Hands down: Checking out at a Walmart on a road trip, buying the giganto-pack of diapers, the cashier asks "how far apart are they?" "16 minutes." "Oh man, so close. They were almost twins!"

@phoenix267 "That one's wearing a weave."

@reborndestiny The MSRP on a new Yukon XL is $56,700.

@mendicant I was on the good stuff at the time.

@strongfaith91 My 16 minute twins were 11:31 pm and 11:47 pm. Very close to different birthdays!

@tdear25 Look at the MSRP and gas mileage on the minivans vs the giant-er SUVs that you'd have to compare it to in order to get the same features, and even still, at the increased expense of purchase and fuel, you're not going to get all the positives that come with a minivan, like your careless...

@english_episcopalian Congrats on your "real" twins!

@yogaflame That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

@trusaders I try not to think about her thinking about my (())

@schawinga Oh this is an easy one. We were traveling and stopped at a Wal-Mart in Missouri to buy diapers. Had both girls in the cart as I was checking out. I shit you not, this actual conversation happened: Cashier: How far apart are they? Me: 16 minutes Cashier: Aw, man. So close. They...

@gabrielbarry I call mine the microvan.

@katrina2017 They aren't elastic waist pants! They're Kirkland signature performance chinos!

@smf97 Best possible experience here, too! 4 hours total, no epidural, v delivery 16 minutes apart.

@igbokwe Or just play dumb like you don't understand the question and when forced to elaborate, they realize how inappropriate their question is.