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@brokenstrings I'm fully aware of all that but we've also been best friends for over 15 years and we know how to be playful with one another without adding to the burden. It's not like I'm going to torture her or start a "prank" tiktok account. I guarantee she'd be doing the same thing if the...

@john2621 You really do sound like an angry teenager. Which would explain why all you comments are "grow up" and "you sound like you're 12". That seems to be the first line of defense for most angsty teenager reddit trolls. Best of luck to you and your totally real and not made up spouse.

@john2621 Well luckily, you're not my wife. I was just asking for some nice light-hearted ideas. Didn't expect the reddit police to come marching out.

@john2621 It's not really a prank. We don't really do that kind of stuff. But playful misdirection, absolutely. I married my best friend and we like to have fun. It's not that complicated.

@john2621 I suggest getting a sense of humor and sharing that same sense of humor with someone you love and respect who will do the same.

@giftofgod2 This is a good one. Nothing makes her snort-laugh like word puns.

@survivalist Thank you! Always nice to meet nice people on the internet.

@survivalist That's amazing! There's too many people here who think they can understand someone else's relationship based on a few sentences. My wife is fun. We've been doing this stuff to each other for 15 years and loved it so much we got married and are having a child together. We're not...

I can keep a pretty strong poker face so I'm trying to come up with ways I can troll my wife about the gender since she's decided not to know it yet. So I've got about 4 months to F with her. Suggestions welcome.