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@clarabel It’s still important to exercise them when they’re little. You’re not rough housing obviously, but helping them kick their feet while laying on the floor is still interactive and active. Watching their little bodies slowly get strong enough to hold themselves up is crazy

@mrblonde Sometimes we wake mom up by holding her down and sticking our fingers in her bellybutton. If you don’t want us dancing in the end zone don’t let us get in

@mrblonde Bullshit. Sneak attack. And I always tell my kids “never sneak up on a man that’s been in a chemical fire!”

@katrina2017 You don’t get to be naked at school so why wouldn’t you shower in your pajamas? 😵‍💫 Anecdotally, I work at a daycare. The kids with the tight ass stuffy parents have way more behavioral issues than the parents that are normal. There is one MF that literally shakes his 4 year olds...