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@notjoecee Why are chickens so funny? Bock-bock-becAUSE (Definitely better as a spoken joke)

@adkp My kids didn’t know my steering wheel had volume/skip buttons on the reverse side. I informed them that a gremlin lived in my car and was doing it. When they were probably 3yo I tried convincing them it was raining upside down using the washer fluid, I borrowed this one from my dad.

@abner2011 The thixotropic one sounds like watching paint dry in slow motion. “Children hate this one trick!” Would be the clickbait title, and for once it would be right.

@christina420 I took four years of German in high school and was lucky enough to do a student exchange thing with a small group from my school. Everyone spoke English really well so practicing our German was actually pretty hard, until they started getting drinks in them. We went out to bars and...

@bellota Our youngest saw me watching the How the Universe Works episode about the sun after he woke from nap one day. For the next couple weeks anytime it was just he and I his choice of what to do was to watch that episode. He was so proud to announce the new little nuggets of info he learned...