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    Can't Get My Wife Off of Her D*mn Phone

    @cameronreagan It's not a license to do whatever you want. Her job is to grow the baby and keep it safe and healthy by being the only nutrient source, provider of blood, and an environment to build their literal body. Being on your phone at dinner is not that big of a deal. Let it slide. When...
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    Can't Get My Wife Off of Her D*mn Phone

    @cameronreagan Nope. Vetoed. She's 7 months pregnant. Unless you too want to rip your pee hole bigger and get matching episiotomy stitches out of solidarity....i say, let her do what she does while she carries 100% of the baby creation workload. We have maybe 7 total minutes of physical "work"...
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