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@kaylank92 "Don't drink the bath water!" and "Stop playing with your sibling's butt!" come to mind, but one that cropped up recently was "Don't talk like your mother!" (I'm pretty level-headed and keep my language PG-13 at worst. She's hotter-tempered and swears like a sailor. It's... complicated.)

@preciouslv4me My initial read of this skipped over the word "turd" and I was envisioning a toddler with a whole squirrel in her mouth. I think I would be impressed more than anything else.