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@viren When your baby gets the hiccups you’ll know it! And no one warns you that they can reverberate out into your arse cheeks. For that information you’re welcome.

@viren At the midwife they enjoy playing a game called “Is That a Head or Bony Butt?”. The only way I can tell the difference is one end likes to kick me in the ribs while the other enjoys hiccuping into my bum.