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@reuygkl I got in trouble with my parents when they found out I was avoiding recess through most of the lower grades (I think they discovered in like 5th) by reading the classroom encyclopedia and dictionary. I was not an outdoor kid so when I finished the “age appropriate” material I started on...

@thekidd For different definitions of “soon”. father of a 2.5y who is still on the 5:30 wake-up

@lisedgmr Boffer combat. Weapons made of padded PVC, helmets out of buckets, armor out of whatever you can whip together.

@iowagander My nephew is 20 and still tried to get the jump on me. Failed miserably but maybe someday when I’m using a cane he will have a chance. Assuming I don’t beat him with it to show his kids I’m still king.

@wewg5490 Damn right, that cheater deserves it! Just to make the out of context response sound terrible lol. But yeah, she wants to join in with pinning daddy down to tickle him then she is going to end up pinned with the two brats.

@jermyn My mom for years warned my sister that it wasn’t a good idea to mess with me despite the 5 year advantage. I don’t think my sister ever figured by the time I was 8 I’d be able to throw her across the room. My mom milked the “I told you so” for years and even would threaten “do I need to...