@mizm Omg I was smirking at all of these but guffawed at "have you tried CIO? We tried it during the last housefire and he hasnt complained since."
Shit, that is gold right there hahahahah
@arrowzahns Um that last comment I would reply "well good! There isn't a fussy tired toddler in the living room, and since you want our kid to sleep soon, the living room sounds like exactly where you should fucking be with your loud lights on bullshit!!"
Like seriously??? He is being a major...