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@diademjewel My toddler is doing the exact same thing right now. I keep telling her that she's teaching her little brother to be mean, and that he's going to start pushing her down and soon he will be bigger and stronger than her. I have also told her a few times that now it's my turn to...

@dinkold Toddlers are capable of a frankly terrifyingly overgrown level of hunting/gathering competence, coupled with the impulse control of, well, a toddler. My little gal started popping avocados, unbidden, into the basket of my shopping cart the other day at the store where they're super...

@pengsmith This is me with doritos locos tacos right and chicken nuggets right now. Like... wtf, normally I wouldn't even feed that stuff to the chickens, but now it's suddenly edible and... tasty?

@diademjewel Baby Corral is the way.

@katrina2017 I feel ya. My little gal is already awake and screaming again.

I'm so tired of that fucking garbage. I've got animals to feed, plants to weed, a homestead that needs tending to, laundry and dishes and floors and firewood and bills and mail and projects to do. Sleep when the baby sleeps, what a load of bollocks. The adorable little fucker only sleeps when...

@vclr2010 Ask him how he thinks his rectal craniectomy is gonna go, and if he's scared about the recovery. After all, it's "the easy way".