@tan36 I would just say that my son isnt allowed to walk until he goes to college and I was gonna carry him to all his classes in high school. That way when he did go to college his big rebellious phase would just be running everywhere.
@ckatiejo I don't think it's reasonable to assume your friends know the intricate preference you have with nursing/pumping. So taking offense at the suggestion is a bit much (in so far as, confronting her as if she was offensive. Venting loudly behind closed door is fine! Get it out!).
But...