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@thedeterminator I go pretty hard for Halloween, they knew dry ice and fog machines before they were two haha

@superherobandit They’re more shroom kids but I like where your heads at.

@betterincali77 Dude, that captivates me.

@andynew We did this with inside of a door frame as kids and I did it until my wrists bled haha Fucking nostalgia, dude. Forgot all about that. Made my day, thanks.

@lass31 Touch lights have been banned in our house due to both my son's carrying the mothman prophecy genes. They literally play with the damn thing all night long.

@slothboi I'm basically the bob vila of blanket forts at this point and they literally yawned when I showed them their detached pole barn with lounge/spa/gaming area.

@asmith2 Noted.

One that really captivated them for me was putting some water on a paper plate to where it just covered the flat area, sprinkle on some black pepper around the entire plate, have them take turns placing one finger in the middle of the plate, and then declare with your god tier dad voice, "Dad's...

@realmen4jesus ...while doing everything in your power not to scream obscenities. Yes.

@saintjk It's like you were there.

@jayy_c24 Hell yes, that's what I'm talking about!

@ant101 ...it took four wet wipes to get the coffee of my screen.

@rodsorp LVL 99 Dad Joker. I can only hope to be half as great as you one day.

@jollygreen Solid! Thanks

@freddyfreddo Gotta say, this one is still topping the charts.

@asmith2 ...the nostalgia is real with this one. Hours of memories unlocked haha

Seeing my kids expressions when I do the simplest of tricks is one of my favorite things. The detached thumb, quarter behind the ear, disappearing behind a thrown blanket while not hitting your knee running into the other room, etc. They're not all magic tricks, just mind blowers in general. I'm...